domingo, febrero 03, 2013

El MARCA today

Amigos redactores de MARCA, a continuación os sugeriré unos cuantos titulares para vuestro próximo intento de difamar y demonizar a Leo Messi: "Messi segrega más saliva que un ciudadano promedio", "Messi no recicla la basura", "Messi contó ayer entre amigos un chiste machista y/o étnico", "Cuando tenía tres años, Messi le quitó un camión de juguete a un niño de su guardería y aún no se ha disculpado!", "Messi también aceptó sobres de Bárcenas, el muy marrano". 
Y os sugiero una posible editorial y todo: No queremos decir que Messi sea un mal futbolista, sólo dejar claro que es un ser humano podrido, ahí ahí con Stalin y Mr.Scrooge.

Ya en serio, amiguitos de MARCA, ¿no os da cosica, siendo como sois un grupo de adultos y en teoría "periodistas", dedicar vuestro valioso tiempo a semejantes (sonrojantes) panfletos para ensuciar la imagen de un futbolista y ponerlo de vil marrano? Yo ayer sentí mucha vergüenza ajena viendo MARCA TV (que conste que solo la veo porque me fascina y sulibeya el mini-Andújar Oliver que aparece de cuando en cuando en una esquina de la pantalla).

Pues eso.

P.D.: Y no quisiera despedirme sin felicitar a Cristiano Ronaldo, sin duda el jugador más decisivo y determinante en el encuentro de ayer contra el Granada. Un portento. Este año vamos lanzados a por el Pichichi, eh?

24 comentarios:

3'14 dijo...

Y Jesucristo dijo: No resistáis al que es malo; antes, a cualquiera que te hiera en la mejilla derecha, vuélvele también la otra.

Para que luego no digan que Messi es Dios XD

Anónimo dijo...

Querido Varg,

Soy una de las Varggirls (o ex-varggirl, puesto que ya no nos vemos tanto y no te escribimos mensajes "comunes"). No puedo evitar decirte que yo también tengo mi blog,, y si quieres quejarte de Marca, no hay mejor sitio... Yo soy la Admin que escribe los domingos (aunque este finde que viene quizás lo haga el sábado). Sería un honor si te pasases de vez en cuando a hacernos una visitilla. No creo que te defraude...

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